The Annexe of Irrelevancies We have no cats Finally, we have no cats. It was natural wastage that did it. No cats were dismissed, made redundant, redeployed, or transferred to other branches. No cats were remanded in custody, although if there were prisons for cats I think all of ours would have all spent time inside. No cats were driven up to the moors and slung out of the car door, although sometimes, well . . . let’s just say I did get a bit exasperated once or twice. Quite simply, for the last 12 years I have had a rigid policy of taking on no new cats. There have been plenty of applicants though. They have appeared almost daily at our door. Experienced middle aged cats claiming skilled rodent operative status. Elderly genteel cats in reduced circumstances, desirous only of a quiet home in which to spend their declining years and assuredly and most definitely not incontinent, not even slightly. Even baby cats, irresistible to all except me, orphaned and in dire straights, mewing piteously, have been unceremoniously rejected and sent on their way. “Oh Dad, it’s snowing!” “That’s not my fault. Anyway, they’ve got fur.” Not long ago the last cat made her exit. She’d hung on and hung on, finally becoming quite helpless, and when we took her on that horrid one way trip the vet took one look and unquestioningly reached for her lethal needle. This cat had done well for 17 years, but the time had come. Cats: Blacky (rather fierce), Ginger (pretended to be fierce, but he was a big sissy really), Spook (a seemingly respectable old lady with a shadowy past), Susy (the cleverest of cats), Charlie (her brother, the dimmest of cats), Dandy (short lived), and Tiger (Carolyn's first love). Cat highlights:
But now we have no cats. We can leave food on the table unguarded. We don’t need to do a headcount when we hear brakes screech outside. We don’t have to deal with occasional nasty smells in inaccessible corners. All of these are good things. But somehow, it doesn’t seem right. The house seems very empty. I think I’ll get a dog. |
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